Thursday, September 21, 2006

Today I was walking home from school. After a tedious 15 mins walk out of the gate, there was this bridge that was made of wood, like in fantasy stories. I just had this desire to trample on this bridge until it cried "Mercy!", so I treaded on this bridge. Suddenly, there was this hairy troll that jumped up from the bottom and damn it was ugly. (Think Ming Yang with Haresh's amount of hair) Terrified, horrified and petrified, I was stunned and was just about to run away from this monstrosity when it bellowed, " Answer my question or I will eat you up! And don't say a word! My previous victims said I copied some other fairy tale and I ate them right up! Now listen carefully. Are there any assholes in your class? Or are they all nice people?" Pondering for a moment, I settled for the answer no. Then, in an instant, he pounced right up to me, opened his yucky mouth and shouted "Wrong!" Puzzled, I asked why. "You're forgetting Ee Thai!" And he ate me up in one gulp.

I'm updating this blog in heaven. Damn the computers are good here.